Slang for the Wang

Published July 10th 2013 by Juliet

Slang for the wang

You could spend an entire afternoon reading hundreds of different slang/terms that are used to call the male genitals, some of which we’re sure you haven’t heard. Instead of wasting your time, we did the research and assembled one hundred of the most popular, most humorous, and all-time favorites for your enjoyment. Please feel free to help out and tell us some of your favorites if it is missing from our list!

  • Anaconda
  • Baby Maker
  • Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger
  • Baloney Pony
  • Beaver Cleaver
  • Bone/Boner
  • Bud
  • Cack
  • Captain Winky
  • Chap
  • Choad
  • Chode
  • Chub
  • Cock
  • Dick
  • Ding-a-ling
  • Ding dong
  • Dip Stick
  • Dirk Diggler
  • Divine Rod
  • Dong
  • D-Train
  • Energizer Bunny
  • Hanging Meat
  • Hard-on
  • Harry Johnson
  • Jack-in-the-box
  • Jimmy
  • Johnson
  • Joystick
  • Knob
  • Little Chubby
  • Little Soldier
  • Long Dong Silver
  • Long John
  • Love Muscle
  • Love Shaft
  • Love Stick
  • Noodle
  • Main Vein
  • Manhood
  • Magic Stick
  • Magic Wand
  • Man’s Best Friend
  • Meat Popsicle
  • Meat Thermometer
  • Member
  • Middle Leg
  • Monster
  • Mr. Happy
  • Mr. Missile
  • Mr. Winky
  • One-eyed Monster
  • One-eyed Willy
  • One-eyed Wonder
  • Package
  • Pecker
  • Peen
  • Pee-pee
  • Peter
  • Piece
  • Pipecleaner
  • Pleasure Pole
  • Pleasure Pump
  • Prick
  • Pocket Rocket
  • Purple Headed Soldier
  • Purple Helmet
  • Rod
  • Salami
  • Sausage
  • Schlong
  • Sex Pistol
  • Shaft
  • Skin Flute
  • Spanky
  • Staff
  • Stick Shift
  • Tally Whacker
  • Telescope of Love
  • Tent Pole
  • The Big Dipper
  • The Dicktator
  • Thing
  • Third leg
  • Thrill Drill
  • Tonsil Tickler
  • Tool
  • Tractor Beam
  • Trouser Snake
  • Tube Steak
  • Twig and berries
  • Unit
  • Wang
  • Wanker
  • Weiner
  • Willie
  • Weenie
  • Wood
  • Worm


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Anonymous on February 28th 2015

You should take a poll for favorite! Cock will be my vote