Contrary to what you might think (or hope), most mates really don’t want to wake up to your dick-in-a-box on Christmas morning. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun on this most festive occasion.
Christmas is one of those times when it’s perfectly okay to surprise your partner with a sexy gift. With that in mind, we’ve put together a list of some of our favorite fun gift items, all available in the Body Aware online shop.
Whether you’re going for romance or laughs or just trying to create a little Christmas sparkle, you’ll find something here to fit the bill. Just remember to stash your new gifts under the bed when your parents come over for some holiday eggnog!
Trim Your Tree
Tired of unpacking the same old Christmas tree ornaments every year? Then why not spruce up the holidays with one of Body Aware’s sexy holiday balls! It’s a clear plastic ornamental ball on a festive ribbon, with a sweet surprise inside – a pair of our popular colored silk men’s underwear.
Say It With Roses
Presenting your loved one with flowers is a romantic way to start your Christmas festivities. Especially when your bouquet includes our Silk Rose Brief, a soft and sexy pair wrapped up to look like a rose. Available in holiday red, white or black, and in thong or brief styles. Just imagine Santa slipping into one of these babies!
Lick Me, Santa
It just wouldn’t be Christmas without chocolate, would it? This year, why not spice up your snacking with our chocolate Clone Your Willy kit? Includes everything you need to make a milk chocolate replica of your wang, which you can later share together or, if you’re adventurous, with friends and family. And if you’re looking for a REALLY memorable gift, try our glow-in-the-dark vibrating version!
Wrap Your Package
We’ve adapted Body Aware’s famous J-string design into a little Christmas treat we call the Jolly Holiday J-string. The contoured pouch is made from a sheer fabric embossed with holiday decorations, and the silicone fits snugly around your twig and berries. Also look for the non-holiday-themed lace J-string.
Well Hung For The Holidays
Still using the faded old Christmas stocking had as a child? Maybe it’s time to upgrade to something that better reflects your lifestyle choices! Body Aware offers a selection of sexy Christmas stockings that make it clear which side of the nice-or-naughty list you’re on. Try our holiday-themed fuzzy penis warmer for the very well-hung, or our Santa’s faux leather boot to show off your fetish side. There’s even a Sexy holiday stiletto that you can stuff with our silk briefs and other goodies.
Keep Warm All Winter
Looking for a cute addition to your Christmas morning gift orgy? Our insanely funny Willy Warmer Card Set fits the bill! Includes a gift card along with an elf-sized Santa hat designed to keep your willy warm all winter long.
For The Stylish Santa
Erotic gifts don’t have to be funny; they can be stylish and practical, too. This Christmas, why not spend the day lounging in a pair of our luxurious silk PJ bottoms – in a bright Christmas red, of course. Made from 100% silk with shiny satin highlight stripes and a waist drawstring, these will keep you or your loved one comfy all around the house. Available in blue and black too.
Body Aware offers discreet holiday gift wrapping for all of these items for a small fee. Our packaging includes a white apparel box lined with tissue paper, wrapped in silver foil and topped with a festive bow.
For other stylish gift options, be sure to check out our latest collection of fashionable men’s underwear, lingerie, cosmetics and toys!