Slang for the Wang

Slang for the wang

You could spend an entire afternoon reading hundreds of different slang/terms that are used to call the male genitals, some of which we’re sure you haven’t heard. Instead of wasting your time, we did the research and assembled one hundred of the most popular, most humorous, and all-time favorites for your enjoyment. Please feel free to help out and tell us some of your favorites if it is missing from our list!

 

Anaconda
Baby Maker
Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger
Baloney Pony
Beaver Cleaver
Bone/Boner
Bud
Cack
Captain Winky
Chap
Choad
Chode
Chub
Cock
Dick
Ding-a-ling
Ding dong
Dip Stick
Dirk Diggler
Divine Rod
Dong
D-Train
Energizer Bunny
Hanging Meat
Hard-on 
Harry Johnson
Jack-in-the-box
Jimmy
Johnson
Joystick
Knob
Little Chubby
Little Soldier
Long Dong Silver
Long John
Love Muscle
Love Shaft
Love Stick
Noodle
Main Vein
Manhood
Magic Stick
Magic Wand
Man’s Best Friend
Meat Popsicle
Meat Thermometer
Member
Middle Leg
Monster
Mr. Happy 
Mr. Missile
Mr. Winky
One-eyed Monster
One-eyed Willy
One-eyed Wonder
Package
Pecker
Peen
Pee-pee
Peter
Piece
Pipecleaner
Pleasure Pole
Pleasure Pump
Prick
Pocket Rocket
Purple Headed Soldier
Purple Helmet
Rod
Salami
Sausage
Schlong
Sex Pistol
Shaft
Skin Flute 
Spanky
Staff
Stick Shift
Tally Whacker
Telescope of Love
Tent Pole
The Big Dipper
The Dicktator
Thing
Third leg
Thrill Drill
Tonsil Tickler
Tool
Tractor Beam
Trouser Snake
Tube Steak
Twig and berries
Unit
Wang
Wanker
Weiner
Willie
Weenie
Wood
Worm

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